发个黄西当年说的罗伊堕胎案的笑话

nd in order for me to become a US citizen, I had to take those American history lessons,　　where they ask questions like: Who's Benjamin Franklin?　　We were like, "Ahh.., the reason our convenient store gets robbed?"　　 我为了成为一名美国公民，必须要上美国历史课，会被问到诸如“谁是本杰明富兰克林？”我就想：“呃，莫非就是我们便利店遭到抢劫的原因？”（百元美钞上印着本杰明富兰克林的头像。）　　What's the second Amendment? We were like, "Ahh.., the reason our convenient store gets robbed?"　　“什么是第二修正案？”我就想：“呃，莫非就是我们便利店遭到抢劫的原因？”（第二修正案保障了人民的持枪权利）　　What is Roe vs Wade? We were like, "Ahh& , two ways of coming to the Unite States?"　　 “Roe vs. Wade是什么？”“呃！两种来美国的途径？”（Roe vs.Wade是美最高法院关于堕胎的经典案例。他在这里则是说那些偷渡到美国的人，要不就是通过row a boat（划船，和人名Roe同音）,要不就是靠游到河对岸（wade是跋涉的意思）