如果可以打电话给5年前的自己，聊30秒钟，你会说些什么呢？

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If you could call yourself five years ago and had 30 seconds, what would you say?

问题：如果你可以打电话给5年前的自己，聊30秒钟，你会说些什么呢？

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回答一：

Shefali Naidu, Choreographer (2009-present)

Tring Tring

‘Hello’

“Listen, very carefully. Don't ask questions. When you meet dad, tell him you love him. And give him a tight hug. Kiss him like you used to do as a child.

Spend more time with him. Call him everyday.

I know, you are in the newly married phase but believe me dad is more important now.”

Shefali Naidu, 舞蹈指导（2009年至今）

铃铃铃

“你好”

“听着，非常仔细地听着。别问问题。当你遇到爸爸的时候，告诉他你爱他。还有给他一个紧紧的拥抱。亲他，就像你从前还小的时候那样。花更多时间陪着他。每天打电话给他。

我知道，你现在处在新婚阶段，但是相信我，你的爸爸现在更重要。”

回答二：

Zaylan Jacobsen, lives in Washington

Zaylan, this is you in the future. Don’t say a word. Grab a pen and write down everything I say. It will make you a millionaire in 5 years.

Wha - ??

Shut the fuck up. I need you to get $5,000 from friends and family, tell them you will pay them back in 5 years. Take that $5,000 and buy Bitcoin right now for $7 a coin. On December 4, 2013 I want you to sell all of it. Don’t spend a penny. Then on January 14th, 2014 take your $820,000 and buy 4,622 Bitcoins. Do not sell any of it. In 5 years, repay your family members double what they each gave you and you will be left with $12.5 million for yourself.

Yes sir.

Zaylan Jacobsen, 住在华盛顿

Zaylan，听着，我是未来的你。不要说话，拿起笔记下我说的每一件事。它会让你在5年后成为百万富翁。

什么？？

闭TMD嘴。我需要你从朋友家人那里搞到5000美元，告诉他们5年后还给他们。然后拿上这5000美元立刻买比特币，以7美元一枚的价格买。在2013年12月4号，我希望你把它们都卖了（注：该答案写于2017年）。不要花一分钱！然后在2014年1月14日，拿着你的82万美元，买下4622枚比特币。不要卖掉它们其中任何一枚。5年后，还给你的家人们双倍的钱，你将拥有1250万美元的财富。

回答三：

Leonardo Alexandric, A writer on the deep web.

11 year old me is playing in the backyard when he comes across a strange phone hidden in the bushes. Not giving a fuck about the cat and how curiosity killed it, he grabbed the phone. It began to ring the second he touched it, “Hello?”

“Leo? DiCrapio?”

“Um, I’m Leonardo. Who is this?”

“Yeah yeah yeah, shut the fuck up, I don’t have much time. I’m you, 5 years from now—”

“How—”

“Bro shut the fuck up. Exactly 2 weeks before Luke’s 12th birthday, get him to a hospital. He’s sick and will die if you don’t do what I said.”

“How—”

“And Mom and Dad, on the first week of April when you’re 15, don’t let Dad go to that super big meeting he was all excited about and Mom to Sue’s house. Call the cops and have them check the area around Dad’s office. They will also die if you don’t do this.”

“What?!”

The call ends. Me from now sits back and takes a deep breath, hoping that this call doesn’t fall victim to the Grandfather Paradox and nothing changes. All of my current fate is now in the hands of 11 year old me.

I would do anything to have my family back, and being able to do this is something I can only dream of.

Leonardo Alexandric, 深层网络中的写手。

当我11岁大的时候正在后院里玩，然后遇到了草丛中一个奇怪的手机。完全没有在意什么“好奇心害死猫”之类的事，他抓起了手机，就在他触碰到手机的第2秒，手机铃声响了。

“你好？”

“莱昂？迪卡普里奥？”

“嗯，我是莱昂纳多。你是谁呀？”

“好好好，闭TMD嘴，我没有多少时间了，我就是你，5年之后的你——”

“怎么——”

“兄弟，闭TMD嘴。在卢克12岁生日的前两周，带他去医院看看，他生病了，如果你不照我说的做，他会死的。”

“怎么——”

“还有爸爸妈妈，当你15岁那年4月的第一周，不要让爸爸去参加那个他很期待的规模超大的会议，不要让妈妈去苏的家。打电话给警察，让他们好好检查爸爸办公室附近的地方。如果你不这么做，他们也会死的。”

“什么？！”

电话挂了。我站起身来，深深吸了一口气。希望这通电话不要因为“祖父悖论”失灵，而一切都没有变化。所以我现在的命运全都寄托在那个“11岁的我”的手中。

回答四：

Niksa Orlic, CEO at Geolux

Buy Bitcoins. In 2012 one Bitcoin was around $5. Take out all your savings, and buy Bitcoins. Keep them in 10–20 different wallets, not on exchanges. Sell bitcoins on May 25th 2017 when they hit $2600.

This yields much better ROI than what some Quora finance gurus answered to this same question :)

Niksa Orlic, Geolux公司首席执行官

买比特币。在2012年，一枚比特币大概就是5美元。拿出你所有的储蓄，然后买比特币。把它们放在10到20个电子钱包里，不要放在交易所。在2017年5月25日达到2600美元的时候卖掉这些比特币。

这样操作带来的投资回报率比这一问题下有些quora财务导师回答得还要高。