川普是美国最棒最棒的总统

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川普是美国最棒的总统吗？

废话，当然是了。因为：

一、 川总凭一己之力向全世界证实了，美国有大量愚蠢、丑陋、无知的人。那么多人对此嘀咕了几十年，却证实不了。川总证实了这个猜想。了不起吧。

二、 川总短短四年内，就毁掉了美国在几个世纪里建立起来的民主声誉。这确实需要真正的、了不起的大本事。

三、 川总四年说谎两万次。不仅无人揭穿，而且的而且，川总成功说服了七千一百万人相信。的的确确是相当的了不起！川总撒起谎来，面不改色心不跳。你不服不行。

四、 川总凭一己之力摧毁了人们对美国的信任。美国再也没哥们了。川总直接掀了桌子，大家伙只好眼巴巴指望中国。再没人理美国。

五、 川总是第一位为美国独裁打桩立基的美国总统。川总搞得那一套东西，只有第三帝国的元首才能办得了。这事儿可是公开做的。川总的伟大就在这里，换谁都不行。

六、 川总让美国人相信病毒根本就没啥事儿。他跟记者拉呱的时候说，病毒危险这事儿要保密，这样大家就不用担心了嘛。后来大家伙儿都知道病毒危险这档子事了，川总还有本事说服七千一百万人，压根就没啥事！川总厉害就厉害在这里了，真真是无人可比。

七、 川总让他的粉丝相信他是一个一等一的大亨。当然了，川总本人欠了那么多债大概早就TM破产了。税单当然不能拿出来。靠，这种丢人现眼的单子外人不能看。谁还敢这么干？也就川总啦。

八、 川总把闺女啊女婿啊什么的七大姑八大姨，弄到白宫当官，谁也挡不住！老子就在你眼前犯了这多事儿，你TMD其奈我何。法律算个P。厉害吧。川总是有史以来最棒的美国总统，大家可千千万万别忘了：是最有本事的骗子，最能编的拆白党，最稳定的天才，黄毛染的最亮最亮，最帅的肥哥，山火越旺高球打的越好。开天辟地，谁还能跟川总相提并论？谁？！绝对没有。连摸得到川总脚后跟的，都没有。

总之吧，川总绝对是美国开天辟地、有史以来、一等一的最、最、最棒的总统。他老人家的光辉事迹，全国和全世界人民将会世世代代、永永远远的铭记在心。

Is Donald Trump the best president of America?

Originally Answered: Is Mr. Donald J. Trump the best American president ever?

Donald Trump is the best president that the USA ever had because:

He managed to prove to the world - single handedly - what most had only guessed at for decades - that America had a large number of stupid, ugly, ignorant people.

He was able to destroy what America had built up in centuries in a mere four years - a reputation for democracy. That takes some doing - true greatness.

He got away with lying 20,000 times in four years, and he managed to convince 71 million people that he was honest. That is a quite remarkable achievement. You have to hand it to him. He knows how to lie with equanimity.

He single handedly destroyed all trust in the USA. The USA has no more friends. He changed the balance of power so that the west now prefers to look to China for trade rather than the USA.

He was the first American president to lay a thorough foundation for future dictatorship in the USA. He is responsible for establishing a Nazi like resistance to human decency. It takes an incredible president to openly do that.

He was able to convince millions of Americans that the virus was not serious in spite of it being highly dangerous. He even admitted to a journalist in January that he knew it was dangerous, but he wasn’t going to tell people that because he didn’t want to worry them. It takes absolute greatness to be that convincing to 71 million people when the evidence to the contrary is right in front of them. A remarkable achievement.

He convinced his supporters that he is a business supremo when, in fact, he owes so much money that he is probably bankrupt. He got away with not showing his tax forms (obviously because, as we now know, he lied and cheated on them), and it’s quite remarkable that he did so.

In spite of laws against nepotism, he got away with appointing relatives to the White House. It definitely takes an amazing president to commit so many crimes in front of everybody and get away with it. Politicians aren’t generally honest people, but Trump is in a category of his own. Make no mistake that Donald Trump will be remembered as the best president the USA ever had - the best conman, the best liar, the best stable genius, the best peroxide blond, the best obese man, the best ever at playing golf when the country was burning. You tell me who else set records like this. Absolutely nobody. Not even close.

So, yes, Donald J Trump is definitely the best president that America has ever had, and his touch on people’s lives (and deaths) will be remembered for a very long time to come.