如何在推特上怼人

最近闲来无聊,就把多年前的推特账号捡回来,去怼人,虽然很久没有用英语怼人了,但是还是那么熟练,怼的对方是哑口无言,直接懵逼。

规则有2个,首先讲道理是没用的,很多顽固偏执派,直接借力打力,以其人之道还治其人之身,比如以下推文:

God warned America sent the flu in 1918,you called it Spanish flu ,sent the America virus ,you called it Aids ,sent another America flu ,you called H1N1,now God sent you Covid-19,and planning kill 200 000-300 000 in America ,you still do the same ,Great patriot#COVIDー19‬

这句推文直接把一个美国小哥干翻,气急败坏,和我扯了一晚上,直接投降。

推特上还有很多印度人造谣诋毁中国,没事,有段子怼他们:

You are so clever,you must drink the magical water from the cattle every single hour ,Brilliant Indian WW3!

效果爆炸,怼到他们自闭。

还有很多咒骂中国的,我也针对性的段子给他们:

God hear your voice when you began blamed and slandered China ,then give you and your country the #Covid -19,hope your family all receive it !God will punish you ,GOD BLESS YOU !

虽然中国人大多数没有宗教信仰,但是外国人不是,外国人大多数都是有宗教信仰的,而且大多数是相通的,毕竟祖宗都有关系,我们有时候很难理解这样的情感,反正我至今无法理解,也没法感同身受,但是上面那条推文是真的爆炸,直接轰趴对方,因为在那些宗教里,他们都在犯罪,我直捣黄龙,效果贼带劲,比有些单纯的中国人在那里讲道理的效果不知道好到哪里去了。

对于一些强词夺理,造谣污蔑中国屠杀之类的,直接上这条:

Americans and Europeans have slaved and killed billions of people around the world for decades,but the eastern media never talk about this ,they lie to you,The victims are crying in Middle East ,South America ,Africa,it seems never happened ,You must forget this ,but God remember ,he sent an apocalypse to you all #COVID19 #coronavirus #COVID-19.

我再说一遍,不需要讲道理,那些人没脑子,直接摆事实,摔在他们脸上,天启直接一波带走。

如果有更好的段子,请发给我,让我去轰翻他们。

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